Mr. Trump has announced that he has planned to stop his ongoing campaign for the presidential election this year to reflect back on his political career. This latest development has got Hillary all excited; in her ongoing campaign Hillary suggested that the Diwali celebrations could have inspired Mr. Trump to take the drastic steps.

hard-choicesCouple of days back Mr. Trump greeted Indian’s during Diwali celebration, but the gesture backfired when people got talking about his skills at wishing Indians in their local language. Mr. Trump was dejected with the feedback that he received from thousands of NRI’s to the extent that it put him in a tight spot. On retrospect, the think tank behind him has worked out a plan to halt all his ongoing campaigns so that he can work toward getting to know the Indian people and culture better.

“People can judge me for what I’ve done. And I think when somebody’s out in the public eye, that’s what they do. So I’m fully comfortable with who I am, what I stand for, and what I’ve always stood for.”

Trade pundits suggest that this move by Mr. Trump isn’t just to win back the Indian community residing in US of A but it aims him to gain a in-depth know how of how politics has to be played. Latest leaked documents and travel plans by the Central Bureau of Investigations and FBI ki police, Mr. Trump is to fly straight to Gujarat, he will be signing up for an intensive internship program at Vadnagar Railway Station as a chai salesman. Our team in US of the A tried to contact his office to inquire if Mr. Trump is trying to walk the steps of Mr. Modi. Our numbers and emails have been blocked by them and we are not entertained.

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

On contacting Hillary’s office, to our surprise we were given direct access to speak to her over the latest turn of events. She was very excited for Trump and in an upbeat tone she said that someone who wishes to walk the way Mr. Modi took years back is most welcoming. Mr. Trump has sought the right source of enlightenment and this will definitely help him in becoming the kind of person the people of US of the A want him to be. She went on to add that Trump will definitely loose his smirk after his training and he would learn all the skills like posing at the right time at the right place, playing the drums, taking photos of tigers, and will learn to say “Mere Mitro” the right way.

“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”

She went on to add, after she wins the current elections, she is going to open a Jan Kalyan Online Wella Yojna for skilled trolls to enter in the US of A. This would facilitate millions of Indian youths to enter the US of A with visa on arrival like Thailand. She summed up the meeting by saying that by the next elections, which she is not going to contest as she already has plans to hire a particular intern; Mr. Trump will have a strong online force of trolls backing his party with an in-depth knowledge of Indian & US of the A knowhow. She wished him all the luck in his endeavors. Just as we were wrapping up the meeting, we noticed Bill get a cup of tea and samosa’s with Mona darling.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

We sure are excited with the latest development. I always wondered how it would be if a man who might be voted as the next most powerful man on planet earth serve tea to a common man like me. I missed the chance once, I would not now.

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